Monday 30 November 2009

Bad People Are Ruining My Life

I haven't been updating the old blog-o-tron recently as I am in the process of migrating all this awesome content to a new site.

The site is ready to go except that it turns out that registering a domain with www.uk2.net is just about the worst idea you could ever possibly have. I am struggling through their transfer process (which they hide from you, charge you for and don't answer their phones about) but I should soon have a web site with a blog and portfolio and possibly more Ice T pictures ready soon.

In the mean time, here is a quick list of things you should check out:
  • Assassin's Creed 2, possible GOTY contender.
  • Any of Atom And His Package's discography. His music resonates deeply.
  • Me on Twitter. I need followers that aren't spam.

Sunday 15 November 2009

Picking a Side

Ice T is your God.


You may remember a while ago I posted up a piece about tutorials in multiplayer and easing the player into the online portion of a game. Check it out.

Modern Warfare 2 has landed and the first time you play multiplayer it is totally brutal. There is no easing in or tutorial and it is hard and frustrating. The game came out on a Tuesday and thanks to a retailer sending it out early, I had it on Friday. I jumped into the online a few days before the game came out and I was already getting *destroyed*.

In the first Modern Warfare I would consistently place in the top three players on my team and was fairly happy with my performance. When I played MW2 I was always near the bottom until I hit level 4 and then I jumped right to the top again because I unlocked a gun that was usable. For the first hour and a half of playing I was angry and frustrated. I felt gimped by the default classes and as soon as I unlocked the M4 I felt liberated and I could play the game and compete.

The first four levels in multiplayer do not allow you to compete, they are there to show you all the cool stuff you can unlock. They are frustrating and painful but you play and get through them because every kill you happen to make is something to savour and cherish.

MW2 is an amazing game top to bottom and the shooting and moving is so well honed that even though xxxSepiroth69xxx keeps no scoping you, the game is still fun.

It is a brave move to make the barrier to entry for the multiplayer so high in a game aimed at such a mass market crowd but it works. They won't get 100% people enjoying both the single and multiplayer portions of the game becasue of the skill level but their multiplayer player base will grow substantially because despite being hard, it is rewarding.

In other Ice T related news, Borderlands is excellent and is the epitome of a social coop experience. In coop the game doesn't scale until you get four players and so me and Phil have been tooling around and thoroughly enjoying playing a game together and just chilling out. The quests are typical for an RPG and it is the complete opposite of MW2. There are no set pieces or brisk pacing in Borderlands, it is all about grinding through quests at your own pace and enjoying the loot system. It is rare to see a game as focused as Borderlands and it is all the better fot it.

I also have a total crush on the Siren. DON'T JUDGE ME.

Other business:
  • I'm on Twitter now, www.twitter.com/chopemon
  • Rogue Warrior hits the shelves at the end of the month and people were really enjoying it at the Eurogamer Expo.
  • I'm going to be a company shill and evangelise the multiplayer in Alien vs. Predator. I can talk about it as it has been showed to the public. It is super tense and exciting and the species based game modes are amazing. Look for it in February.
  • Rachel has just posted a small Tekken 6 review which blew me away when I read it. Check it here.
  • A colleague of mine writes a very funny blog (he is a very funny man) and you should hit it up here.
  • One last thing before I hit the 360, A bunch of us recently went to see MC Lars and he is good peoples. He puts on a fantastic show and he is a super nice guy to hang out with. Here is a picture of us being all hyphy:

Monday 9 November 2009

So Little Time

Apologies friends, I have been busy.

Busy with videogames, work, the love of my life, MC Lars and Warhammer. In an attempt to write more I am making adjustments (I quit my D&D group!) so that I can bring you more awesome sauce.

As a stop gap and to provide you with suff to read with your morning coffee before I get all up in some bandit's face in Borderlands, here are two reviews I recently had published:

Mini Ninjas

Transformers: Revenge of Megan Fox

Enjoy!